It's going down tonight Chicago!! @SecondCity 7:30 & 10pm!! BREAK OUT COMEDY FESTIVAL @UPComedyClub !!

hey guys check out the new episode of my podcast In Godfrey We Trust! https://t.co/Ga00Wnc7BC

I have Allergies. Shit is annoying. It's only in my right nostril. My left nostril is fine. How the f___k is this… https://t.co/MyJi5Xzfhf

I go to the barbershop once a week. My friends ask me why. I say, " So I don't look like you." Dummy.